Welcome to the Dystrogrill
Welcome to the Dystrogrill
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Big FLAVOR is Watching YOU
You have entered the Ministry of Taste
At 1984 Burger Bar, every bite is documented, every flavor authorized
Our menu is a satirical punch to the tastebuds
Expect bold burgers, freedom fries, and Ministry Milkshakes
All delivered with a side of state surveillance
Locate Your Nearest Surveillance Van
Always on the Move
Always on the Move
Surveillance vans are always on the move
Report and document your event today for Ministries arrival
Our operatives will dispatch truth to all attendees
Denver
Denver
Minneapolis
Minneapolis
St. Louis
St. Louis
What's on the Ministry Menu
Newspeak Steak Burger
Doublespeak Steak Burger
Freedom Fries
Thought-crime Toasted Ravioli
Ministry Milkshakes
Victory Veggies
Merch and Ministry Gear
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